Friday, September 12, 2008

Palin is the queen of foreign relations

I'd like to say in reference to the last post, excuse me, Mr. Allen, but "lack of foreign policy experience"?? Let me clue you in.

FACT: Palin is the governor of a state that borders the Yukon Territory on one side and the water next to Siberia on the other.

No other governor in the U.S. has that kind of foreign affairs responsibility. And, frankly, I don't think there's another who could handle it, either. An Eskimo would sooner cut your throat, and eat your blubber, and painstakingly carve pictures of elk into your bones, and make an igloo out of your skin than sign a border agreement. Has Sarah Palin let this happen to her in her almost two full years as governor? No. Did it happen to every previous governor of Alaska within days of taking office? Yes.

Do I even have to mention that Palin and her state are in closest proximity to our most important foreign ally, Santa Claus? HEARD OF HIM??

Also, there are military bases in Alaska. MILITARY BASES IN ALASKA!

Cat out of the bag, Mr. Allen?

1 comment:

Ben Allen said...

I heard Santa Claus has secret meetings with bin Laden, and is looking for uranium in Nigeria.